Welcome to mars! Home of the fellow martians. Yup that's right, welcome to MY home! Mars is a MUST visit place for earthlings like you. It's HOT! A little red in colour here and there so one will probably get a little cranky over there but no worries! You'll learn to be more patient with one another like this. :) . STICTLY NO BULLS ALLOWED! (Fined 5 billion martian notes) Mars is pretty small so a three-day-tour would be just right to cover the whole of mars. That's right, instead of old 'Around the world (earth) in 80 days' all you need now is THREE days! How great can this get? :) You'll get to see a clear view of venus. Beautiful venus with beautiful venians there. When i say beautiful i mean B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. (Hints) And for those who love the bright scorching sun this is the right place for you! If you get lucky you'll be able to get a PERFECT tann. So what are you waiting for? Grab your bags and sign up for this tour to mars!
*Package includes suntanning lotion suitable for direct sun rays and a sunglass to protect your eyes just incase it burns. And for ladies, a few strong fibre strings to tie down your men if he gets too into venians.
Melissa Blogged @ 2:19 PM